9th grade boy: Mrs. Cheney, if your husband dies and my mom dies, would you consider dating my dad?
9th grade girl: Yeah, his dad is hot!
9th grade boy's best friend: Yeah, but dude! What would you call her if they got married?
Chorus of 9th graders: Yeah. Oohhh. That'd be freaky. Ewwww. Dude, she'd be your mom!
boy: I'd keep calling her Cheenizzle. Or maybe I'd switch it up and call her Che-to-the-ney.
my brain: That's it, I'm outta here!