"I am going to write an autobiography about myself."
And to remind you the difference one measly letter can make (italics added):
- "We were going to see the Arizona Diamondbacks vs. the Colorado Rookies."
- "Instead of hitting the log with the ax, I hit my hand. I cut my thump almost all the way off."
- "We were disappointed because the building was not open to the pubic."
I should hope not!